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The J360 Monster Fest 2022 Ratings#3
MONSTER FEST RATINGS
Monster Fest Rating: Wishmaster 4/ The Prophecy Fulfilled
Monster Fest Rating: Wishmaster 4/The Prophecy Fullfilled
The Djinn’s back for a fourth time, and acquires the long awaited third wish but he falls in love with the main character instead of doing his job to add on more film time.
You can tell they had no idea where to go so instead of the Prophecy being fulfilled try declined.
I could say this movie was more insulting than Wishmaster 3 but at least this one has a Rating for trying to build something but then gives it up after 40 minutes.
Btw you could make a drinking game out of how many times everyone says “sex” in the film, and pay attention as the Djinn seeks out love advice for the next two acts of the movie.
It could have been done in a clever way but…not if you’re lazy.
This film isn’t worth any more of my efforts.
1 Bloody Knuckle.
Monster Fest Rating: I Always Know What You Did Last Summer
Monster Fest Rating: I always know what you did last summer
Nah fam…this one…I always know when to leave. Nothing much happs here except that it plays the beats of the first movie over again but in a lazier style.
The movie’s not even fun to laugh at, you’re wondering just why the Fisherman is back and what could his motivation be?
You don’t get anything but confusion in this mix so…1 Bloody Knuckle.
Monster Fest Rating: I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Monster Fest Rating: I still know what you did last summer.
Four bloody knuckles!! This film continues from its predecessor just right!
The Fisherman is back and he’s got a hook to pick with Julie James again played by Jennifer Love Hewitt.
This time he manages to trick her and her college friends to an island getaway during a hostile hurricane season however Julie and her friends seem to have their defenses at the ready. With little to no communication, no ships sailing, and the body count rising…this could be one vacation Julie will never come back from.
No matter how ready they are, The Fisherman always seems to be two steps ahead of them…could someone be helping him?
I won’t reveal much again, but I will say this film is smart, epic and easily worth the rating. It’s just as good as the first one.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is still hawt… Anyways check it out if you haven’t!
Monster Fest Rating: I Know What You Did Last Summer
Monster Fest Rating: I know what you did last summer.
Four bloody knuckles!!
This was one of the big slasher films from the 90s along with Scream. I’ve been eagerly awaiting to see if it lives up with age and it does.
During a wild 4th of July evening four friends accidentally run over a pedestrian. Instead of reporting it to the police decides to dump his body in the ocean and keep the secret to their Graves.
Well be careful what you wish for…because someone knows what they did and is happy to give em one way ticket to death.
All while dressed as a Fisherman this mysterious man is stalking, maiming, and making the teens’ lives a living hell. The Fisherman won’t stop until each one is dead unless they turn the tables on his first.
I won’t reveal much, but I will say this film is smart, epic and easily worth the rating.
The plot gets convoluted at times but that’s why it’s not a five…plus Jennifer Love Hewitt is hawt… Anyways check it out if you haven’t!
Monster Fest Rating: Wishmaster
Ah yes Wishmaster, a 1994 horror classic at least to me. This movie dealt with wishes, souls, and an evil monster known as the Djinn. Unlike a traditional genie, he’s very much malevolent spirit who wants to bring his buddies into our dimension by using our deepest most desires to do so.
This movie was underrated in its time, it also featuring cameos by plenty of horror icons too. It also seemed like everyone was having a great time making the film too.
I enjoyed seeing the carnage, struggles, and effects in the film. I actually cared enough to see how the main character would survive the Djinn’s cruel game. The way things were arranged and how charismatic the Djinn was made this easily a 5 bloody knuckles rating.
The J-Man Show#121: Schlock Night!
Welcome back to the J-Man Show, this time J discusses four low budget less than stellar monster movies that have made it to the Monster Fest this year. Now keep in mind, it’s never about how bad the movie is, it’s about how watchable it could be and some of these films made it to appalling tolerable. Especially if they’re not meant to be taken seriously in a form J would call “Shlock Night.”
There is also another Video Game Recommendation coming up as well!
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The J-Man Show#120: Hangin with Dracula
The J-Man returns to the Monster Fest to discuss one of the legendary Icons of all time, Dracula! Or at least the first three films from the classic Universal line up, talk about the hammer films for a little and of course explain his top 5 vampire films. He also has another gaming recommendation for you gamers out there, and it’s a retro classic.
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